Bless you friends! Thanks for taking time to find your way to the Citadel of Salvation in Cyberspace. This is the official website for yours truly, Reverend Billy C. Wirtz, Master of the 88 Key Disaster, music writer, radio personality, and fashion plate of the blues world. I am thrilled that you have taken the time to pull yourself away from that midget clown porno site, and don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about!

Simply by finding your way to this site you have already jumped ahead three spaces on the great Candyland board of Salvation. [By the way if you are looking for the Rev. Billy from the First Church of Stop Shopping, this is the wrong site.] Otherwise, welcome, and take time to enjoy the skewed reality of The First House of Polyester Worship.

If you want to just kill some time and read about some cool places to visit, or some good music to listen to, check out some of the articles on the sermon page. We also have a schedule page. It is usually pretty accurate, but always call the club or venue ahead of time, because last minute changes, additions, etc. are not unusual in the world of live music

We also have stuff to sell and links to some other cool spots for you to check out.
We are always on the lookout for new towns and areas to bring the WORD of Rev. Billy to. If you have any ideas or suggestions, please send them to us. If you want your own personal, private show from the Rev., we can make that happen.

One final note: I am a licensed minister and can perform wedding ceremonies. From the usual to the traditional, I’ve done them all. If you are interested, please contact us. We can discuss plans for you to have a truly unique, unforgettable ceremony.

Thanks for dropping in on the site- please visit often.

Behave and BE HEALED!!!!
Rev. Billy C. Wirtz

Sin (and sinners) seems to follow me around